*written as the characters* Pretend I could get Monroe to do this.
Key-
*monroe
#Irving

1. For novelty's sake, what's your full name? Make it interesting and add in your middle name if you haven't already. Give us a good run-down of all your basic info - age, ethnicity, are you human or something else, height, eye color, the basics.

*My name is Monroe, Monroe Simons. Age 26. I suppose I'm human. At least I was. Originally I had black hair. My eyes, I guess were grey. Ethnicity? I suppose my grandparents came from northern Germany. Tall.

#If this is for the ladies out there, I'm available. Names Irving Jones, sounds almost like a Radio hero or somethin'. I WAS human, now I'm a live'n cupie doll. My hair was or still is a wonderful chestnut, m'yeah I just said chest and nut in one word, haha. I had beautiful baby blues and I WAS taller then Monroe.....*grumble grumble* But like I said ladies, I'm available.

2. What did you think of your first opponent? Were they really so bad, or was this an unlucky circumstance for both parties? Alternatively, if you didn't get into the main brawl...who did you want to fight?

*I don't really want to talk about it. I don't enjoy hurting girls. I rather have gone against that large brute and his blind eyed companion, or even that fire breathing fellow....

#I thought it was a very hotttttt. Choice, you two chickies could fly to my coup anyday. Fight anyone else? No thank you, I need my walking glowie eyed giant in one piece, how else am I going to get anywhere?

3. Are you in the mob? If not, do you at least have a police record (blackmail, assault, arson, extortion, prostitition? ) to make yourself seem interesting? Or are you a goody little two-shoes?

*Murder, assault, arson, car theft, burglary, mugging, etc. I think the only thing I haven't do is picking up prostitutes.

#Which I took care of for him. Together, we have a hefty record.

4. Do you have anything else that you CLAIM is your occupation, if your actual one don't go over well with the bulls?

*Cab driver. With no cab.

#I'm a doll. Me'yeah.

5. Is this what you expected out of life? (In other words, what did you WANT to be when you grew up?)

*I did want to be in the mob when I grew up

# Yeah. It was our childhood dream, honest.

6. What motivates you the most?

*Um.......I rather not say.

#Dames? Liquor? Booze? yeah, it has to be booze!

7. Relationships, right? You into dames or fellas? Been around, still testing the waters, saving yourself?

*Once again. I'm not talking.

# Well there was Cheryl, then Dana, oh, and Sarah too. Sally was pretty sweet also. But then there was Mindy and her twin Candy.....Ah but THEN there was Reena.

8. Tell us about your family, or who you consider to BE your family. If you are an amnesiac, orphan, or it doesn't apply to anyone, do you angst about lack of attachment, or feel oddly freed by lack of any obligation to another?

*My mob was my family. Is that enough?

#Had a pops, used to give me a good smack or two. But then I met My buddy Monroe. We got into all sorts of trouble. Became like a brother to me.

9. What about friends? BEST Friend?

*Irving....I guess.

#Monroe? I suppose, that lame dope of a hitman.

10. What are some interesting aspects of your life that you have not gotten to shed light on in any other part of the competition?

*.....

#I WAS taller then Monroe before this, thats right!

11. Gotta be able to look out for number one - what do you fight like? (If you have a hard time answering this 'in-character' don't sweat it, and just talk as the creator! Got any examples? YouTube, name drops, movie references, etc... Credit to ~r-e-v-e)

*I prefer long distance. Sniping if I could.

# Hand to hand, punching the living crap out of a guy was always so satisfying.

12. Let's say you have to team up with someone out of the ordinary. Who'd you prefer, who'd you rather not? What do you see happening with either?

*Eh. what? I rather work alone.

# As long as they either , A) don't talk, or B) are Women, I am A okay.

13. How do you like the swamp? Would you have preferred something else?

*Its scenic I suppose.

# Glad I don't have skin anymore, I hate mosquitoes.

14. You might have noticed there's a bit of a war going on in Bayou City. Chosen a side, or is it not your conflict? If you didn't get 'recruited', who were you gunning for? Rooting for someone else now that you're just on the sidelines?

*# The baron.

15. Anything that would make you consider changing sides? Or choosing one, depending on your last answer...

*Nothing.

# Dames, cash or booze.

16. Sure, prohibition is all the rage right now, but everyone likes to let their hair down and get crazy. What kind of drunk are you?

*I don't get drunk.

# Er.....eh heh, well, lets say I like to grab things, specifically big pillowy things. Lets leave it at that.

17. Any bad habits you might like to tell us about? Chemical or personal, whatever they may be.

*Nothing I can think of.

#My only bad habit is you baby. But Oh I can't quit. *winks at random girl*

*(head-smack)

18. Anything you LEGITIMATELY don't like about yourself? Physically? As a person?

*I am content. I don't care about my body. Everything changes, this is just another change.

#I WANT MY OLD @#$% body back!

19. Aside from traits or quirks, what about actions? Is there anything you regret doing?

*I......I skip this one as well.

#Being caught with Bella by Julia, man that was embarrassing.

20. You just succesfully pulled off a job/heist/arrest/etc, WHAT DO YOU DO FOR YOUR VICTORY DANCE? Or if you're not the dancin' type how do you celebrate? (credit to :devxxbirdfirexx"

*I on to the next job.

#BOOBS AND LIQIOUR!

21. Speaking of which, what's your general monetary situation? Comfortable? Plush? Just getting by?

*I have none to speak of, I'm provided for.

# I honestly don't need money, I mean look at me, come on.

22. What's your ideal first date? (credit to ~r-e-v-e)

*What? I....I don't know, I've never even thought about it.

#First off, I order a round. Then another one, and other. Then things lead off from there.

23. Any secrets? ^.~

* *blush* no.

# I had a scar on my back, I told chicks I got it in a knife fight. In all reality, I got it when Monroe was was using me to tailor one of his old shirts. To make a long story short, I will never let him close to me with scissors again. Also he can't use machines for shit. They blow up in his face.

24. Eventually we all die, there no avoiding it. How do you think you will "bite the bullet"? (credit to ~NightShadered)

*Probably die on a heist, a mobsters live span was never long anyway.

# If Julia catches me again, if ya get my drift.

25. What do you see life like when you retire or if Prohibition ends, if the last question didn't cut that possibility out?

*Well. I suppose I'd open up a small shop selling something somewhere.

# Maybe I'd settle down, as if, but seriously. I might fight a nice dame to take care of me. Who knows.